ZOMBIE STRIPPERS!

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Sony Films is opening today, in selected theaters, a new movie called 'Zombie Strippers' - Starring Robert Englund and Jenna Jameson. You have to like a movie that has Robert England, well because he is the star of one of the all time great horror movies, and Jenna Jameson, well, you know why... because after seeing the film 'Earthlings' she has become a voice for the animals. Jenna_Jameson.JPG

Anyway, you know this is going to be good chesse-y, please give me my 80 minutes of my life back, type of movie, with the tag line, "They will dance for a fee but devour you for free."

So here is the Synopsis for the film;

Nightmare on Elm Street's Robert Englund and worldwide media sensation Jenna Jameson star in Zombie Strippers. When a secret government agency lets out a deadly chemo virus causing the reanimation of the dead, the first place to get hit is Rhino's, a hot underground strip club. As one of the strippers get the virus, she turns into a supernatural, flesh-eating zombie stripper, making her the hit of the club. Do the rest of the girls fight the temptation to be like the star stripper, even if there is no turning back? Also Roxy Saint (of the Goth band Roxy Saint and the Blackouts) and Ultimate Fighting Champion Tito Ortiz, Zombie Strippers is a sexy, bloody, hilarious good time!

So here is the official trailer - enjoy!

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I can't believe they actually made this. I heard a few rumors a long while ago. It will now go on my must see list. Which, after finally getting to see Aswang, a true b-movie pile of dung, is in need of great films.

And, yay for more Zombie stuff. Great zombie stuff. As well as zombie stuff that includes Jenna Jameson. And Freddy Kruger. Who, on a side note, I met once in Vegas. Strange, strange man.

Keep the good stuff coming.

I saw it the day it came out in NYC - it was so damn funny. You could totally tell that "Freddy Kruger' and Jenna had a blast with their roles in the film. I dont want to give away any part of the movie but I have to say I will never look at ping pong balls and billiard balls the same again.

¡Que pelicún! La espero ansioso.

Espero que usted consiga verlo. ¡Es tan divertido!

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Thanks

-Ryan

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