A Zombie Day in Brooklyn

Mylie T came up to visit me in NYC for a couple of days and she picked the wrong time to come up.  I knew since it was Memorial Day weekend that there were going to be crowds of people everywhere, but we were never prepared for what we experienced this weekend.  I only wish I was a little more prepared because of what happened to Mylie T.

 

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It was a typical Sunday afternoon Mylie T and I were walking through Brooklyn just checking out the sites when out of nowhere we see a massive herd of zombies walking down the street. 

 

We both like zombies so we wanted to go check out the commotion - we should have known better when we saw a photographer get attacked.

 

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but we continued to hang around - I mean what would you do? - Its not every day you get to see real life zombies.

 

As I was talking photos of a zombie attacking cars as they stopped at a red light, the zombies quickly turned on Mylie and me.

 

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The zombies began running towards us, not knowing what to do I pushed Mylie T towards the zombie, uh...I mean, I grabbed Mylie and tried to get her to run away, but she fell to the ground.  In all the chaos I lost Mylie in the crowd of zombies.

 

 

About an hour later I found Mylie and this photo is the last thing I remember before waking up in a bed at a friends house covered in blood.

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4 Comments

Oh my gosh, you must have been in Park Slope. That place is crawling with zombies.

We were in Williamsburg on Bedford Ave.

Типичный американский праздник жира и долбоебизма. Нехуя ребятам делать, решили развлечься кровавеньким злишком...
Пидарасы...

Yes, a total typical American holiday. :) I would like direct you to the site Divine Caroline, they have an awesome article about the 'Portion Size, Then and Now' in America

http://www.divinecaroline.com/article/22178/49492-portion-size--now?CMP=DC_0049_TAG

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