My friend Eric, over at ‘Smoothness Promotes Aging‘ sent me this photo yesterday.
And at the very moment I looked at this t-shrit I felt happy and I wondered is this the happiness that Mylie T feels when she looks at all the thousands of thosands of Hello Kitty items in our house?
Then I realized, No, this can’t be the happiness she feels because it a plot. It is a plot that includes all the women who like Hello Kitty. They are in competition with the each other to see how many items they can get before their husbands or boyfriends totally flip out.
But the plot gets sicker and has an evil twist that even Satan himself would be in awe.
It starts with the Hello Kitty toaster, then the Hello Kitty timer, then the Hello Kitty radio, then it keeps building and building. In the end they keep pushing the limits and if they don’t reach their goal of breaking the will of their man fast enough – they have a second motive. The Ultimate Goal!
The Ultimate Goal gives any woman the ULTIMATE BRAGGING RIGHTS to stake claim that they had their husbands mowing the lawn with this……
So when I see a dead or even a zombie Hello Kitty I feel happy because I see the evil that lurks in those dark eyes of Hello Kitty.
There is one thing that all the guys out there should remember and keep it close to your heart … that the only good Hello Kitty is a dead Hello Kitty.