So Now You’re a Zombie: A Handbook for the Newly Undead

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Everyday I hear talk about the upcoming zombie apocalypse and I have seen manuals, video  how-to’s, on how to survive the outbreak.  They always involve big guns, knives, chainsaws, explosives and other toys of zombie destruction.  [singlepic id=1386 w=320 h=240 float=right]

These books are all great if you do survive but we know a large number of us will not last 5 mins – some of you may last an hour.  So what are you going to do once you become a zombie?  Eat brains and roam around drooling?   If that is your answer then you won’t last 2 mins as a zombie.

Don’t fear because Zombie Popcorn has your back and we have gone to great lengths to make sure if you become a zombie you will know what to do.

Let me introduce your new training manual, ‘So Now You’re a Zombie: A Handbook for the Newly Undead‘ by John Austin – this book will be available the first of October.  (John Austin will be on Zombie Popcorn Radio on October 23rd.)

[singlepic id=1387 w=320 h=240 float=left] ‘So Now You’re a Zombie: A Handbook for the Newly Undead’ offers stomach-churning advice and strategies to turn novice Zombies into formidable foes ready to take on even the most resourceful humans.  This is an essential handbook written specifically for the undead, ‘So Now You’re a Zombie explains the stages of zombification as well as how to survive in a zombiphobic world.

Zombie Popcorn is lucky enough to get our hands on a copy so we can share this important public service announcement with you.

This handbook includes everything you would ever want to know about your new found zombified condition, starting off with Zombie History.  I mean, you have to know your roots and where you came from to fully understand what you are now.  Just like a new born, you will need to learn about your body parts and how to use them -but for your survival you don’t have time to make baby steps and this is where this handbook will help you succeed.  [singlepic id=1388 w=320 h=240 float=right]

‘The Handbook for the Newly Undead’ features a dozen of helpful diagrams and graphic illustrations that outline attack strategies such as the Ghoul Reach, Flanking Zeds, the Bite Hold and the Aerial Fall- this comprehensive manual helps zombies easily and safely secure human prey.

‘So Now you’re a Zombie’ even offers critical and life saving chapters on ‘Knowing Your Enemy’, ‘Hunting for Brains’, ‘Attacking’, ”The Zombie Code’ and the most important and largely overlooked,  caring for decomposing flesh.

Make sure you head out and pick up this very fun and important collection to survive the Zombie…. I mean, Human Apocalypse and mark your calendars because the author of  ‘So Now You’re a Zombie: A Handbook for the Newly Undead‘, John Austin will be on Zombie Popcorn Radio – Oct. 23, 2010.  You will be able to ask him questions in our Zombie Popcorn Radio chat room.

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Jason Bayless

Jason Bayless is a life-long activist and is currently working at The Pachamama Alliance. When he is not working he spends, working with Center for Farmworker Families and spending his time recording shows, writing blogs, collecting 3D movies, and playing VR games.

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  • Sam F.3

    September 29, 2010

    Thanks for this post I just ordered the book from Barnes and Noble.

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